Thursday, August 13, 2009

Links

The links over there have now been updated to take you to exciting places above and beyond this exciting place.
Feel free to visit them, but don't be a stranger here, you hear.

Sunday, February 15, 2009

elementary recordings is live

Finally, after many years of struggle, the record label 'elementary recordings' is off the ground.  After a muted beginning in 2007 with the release of "The birthday EP" by alan_neilson, the label has been joined by artists from around the country and will shortly be distributing their work digitally via iTunes and amazon_mp3, and physically through the website.
It is an exciting time for everyone connected with elementary recordings, and the artists involved are the best around at the moment.
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Sunday, October 08, 2006

Touching Wood is complete

My boys, my boys.... you are done. Yes, dearest readers of all thing elementary, Touching Wood has been finished. It is now called "Touching Wood: The Woman's Complete Guide to the Kid Inside Their Man - Part One, Stories for boys"
The sudden burst of activity on my writing was all due to a publisher liking the synopsis and initial chapters and wanting to read the rest.... so I had 2 weeks to fill in the blanks so I could send it off. So, tis now done.
If you want to check out the completed novel, just click on the link to the book.. I hope the wait was worth it.
Thanks for sticking with me.

Saturday, July 08, 2006

God save elementary recordings



Again I want to pass on my personal thanks to John Lydon. You see back in 1977/78, what he did changed my life irrevocably. I know the Sex Pistols were dead in the water by late 1978, but as I was only 9 nine years old then, I had to catch up on the previous 2 years when the Pistols were actually around... the songs Anarchy in the UK, God Save the Queen, Holidays in the Sun and Pretty Vacant gave me music that made sense (it actually makes more sense to me now as a more educated individual than then, as I just liked the anger and the energy at the time). I love the fact that Lydon questions everything and was one of the very few to stand up and say the only use the royal family is to the UK, is as a tourist attraction. This is just as valid a statement now as it was then.... but everyone wants an MBE now, so no one will repeat it. I'm not naive enough to suggest that getting rid of the royal family institution will somehow help the working class in this county, because it won't - there will be a million politicians, solicitors, lawyers and members of the middle classes who will drain any funds spared by the lack of investment in this ancient custom... but surely in this day and age, as a member of a forward looking european society, we have no need for such a glaring example of the divide between the haves and the have nots... Marie Antionette said "let them eat cake" when the poor could not have bread. I say we don't want cake; let us eat bread.

Tuesday, July 04, 2006

That now silent voice puzzled them



From Anarchy in 1916 and 1976, to Anodyne in 2006... Happy Birthday!

This is not 1916, we are not drawing up a Dadaist manifesto; nor is this 1976, the anarchy has turned to apathy now that seemingly we have nothing to struggle against… both these movements were fighting against the status quo, and now we have no one around who wants to challenge our way of living, because we have found acceptance. But it really is worse now than ever, because the enemy is everywhere, yet invisible: it is the conglomerates and the multinationals, they act like they’re your friend, but they will bleed you until you hand over your last penny. They will sell you a product and make you think you can’t live without it. They pretend to offer choice but have destroyed all competition, and I can’t see that there is a choice when I am offered something I don’t want or need.
This is 2006 and we need to remember that every penny we spend we have earned, and I don’t think a ringtone or a magazine that tells me what sunglasses a footballer’s girlfriend wears is worth any amount of my money or time.
The punk revolution in 1976 was 30 years ago, it’s funny to think now that the Sex Pistols was a reaction to society and the music establishment of the time, as if they had had to suffer decades of soulless, mindless pop music: The Velvet Underground started making music nine years before them; The Stooges only seven; Bowie was about to reach his artistic peak and Elvis’s career was a dim memory, only stung into action with his death the following year.. no problem there you’d think. However, punk was less about the music or the sound, and more about the attitude. It was about doing it yourself, because you knew no one else would; it was about making music and for a lot of bands it meant bypassing the established labels and being your own label.. Factory, Rough Trade, Beggars Banquet, Crass Records released some of the best music of the time with no assistance from the likes of bigger labels like CBS, A&M, RCA, and where are they now..? Rebadged and owned by multinationals, while Rough Trade still releases some of the best music of the age... but they were always about music and never about money.
So where is the music industry now in 2006? No further forward than we were in 1976; if anything it is worse. Music publishers generally will not accept new material from unknown writers; record companies will not speculate, and will only stay with what is safe and inoffensive. Society’s standards have been systematically lowered over the last two decades, and it takes a teenager from Sheffield to remind the world that “there’s only new music, so that there’s new ringtones”, before it is too late. We are heading toward a future where songs will only be 10 seconds long, because that is all we will ever need, or want to listen to. Of course this will not happen, because there is always a group of writers and musicians who work outside of the establishment, and little by little, like the Dadaists of the last century and the articulate northern monkeys of the moment, they are chipping away at the ugly monster that we as a society have constructed. They are making loaves of bread into birthday cakes, they are making records with their late grandparents, they are setting up independent records labels like Elementary Recordings in an attempt to expose the music industry for the fraud it really is.
“The Birthday EP” by Alan Neilson, released by Elementary Recordings in early June is the single most anti-religious song since Lydon screamed: “I am an anti-Christ”. Although “Birthday” doesn’t quite punch you in the face, its underlying theme of making the most of a life, because there really is nothing else, is honest and brutal. It is an uplifting experience when someone says for the first time in a pop song, softly and simply: “Someone should tell you there is only this”. I can hear the Vatican City being shaken to its foundations already, as this small whispered voice stands against everything every religion the world over stands for. But this is not the ravings of a young nihilist, far from it; Neilson celebrates life for the once around the block ride it is: “The first lesson of the day is that we are special.. the second, and third lesson is we are unique”.
We need to hear this. We need to remember that there is too much trivia. We need to remember a hundred years ago there was Dada, a very small group of artists who turned the art world on its head and their actions still reverberate around the world today. In a hundred years from today, what will be remembered; what is being produced today that will still have impact in a century? I’m struggling to think of anything but the music made by Alan Neilson.

Monday, June 19, 2006

and the lipstick smile god always left you


These lips are for kissing all those beautiful people out there who are visiting these pages and enjoying themselves. Thank you.

Crapping awful shit; after all, who was like nature?


We will soon lose the ability to explain and express ourselves. It's sounds silly but we will shortly lose the skill to speak and describe what is around us, because when anything happens now, we record it on camcorders or mobile phones. We hold up those little screens and say monosyllabically "look at this" - gesturing with our free hand while our friends squints to see the blurry image on a 2 inch screen, which with words could have been so much more clearly illustrated.
We will in time return to our Neanderthal roots, when we would point at our bellies to suggest hunger, point at our privates to suggest desire and point at the sky to suggest fear.
I guess the problem is that we just don't have time, or make time to listen to each other telling us about our lives. We just want a 10 second clip, rather than a 15 minute explanation. It's a magazine culture we live in now, and we just desire colourful pictures, headlines and soundbites rather than honest, passionate description; we don't like things too complicated because it makes us feel stupid - "so just make everything stupid, so we can feel superior". Well I like feeling that there is something better out there, something I have to work towards, something that is important.
Our lives are surrounded by meaningless trivia and because of this we think less about the important things and more about crap, maybe this is a government initiative; after destroying trade unions and socialist thinking, they will fill the gap with junk, to prevent rational consideration. And now there is no one left who wants to question our way of living.. well there is me, and hopefully you.
What is funny though, is that if you put someone on tele, we will listen attentively. We will watch strangers carrying out mundane tasks, and devote hours of our busy lives keeping up with what is happening in their lives. But they are just like us! Isn't it more worthwhile talking and sharing with your friends and finding out what they have been up to, rather than some stranger, just because they are on the tele this week? We give them the title of celebrity, but there is nothing to celebrate. We call them personalities, but they have no personality.

Saturday, May 27, 2006

Touching Wood




Just an update for all those you check out my other blog http://www.schvtrn.com/elementary/blog/ which is the novel "Touching Wood (Part 1 - Stories for boys, 1977-1980), well it is now all there... well almost... there were 6 or so chapters that ending up being dumped and I haven't got around to finishing them, so I have just uploaded everything I've got, with notes for the unfinished chapters.
Hope you enjoy this unfinished piece as much as I have enjoyed not finishing it.